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WiseDecor Wall Lettering  :: Humor and Wit

Humor and Wit

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A closed mouth gathers no feet
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
All generalizations are bad. - R.H. Grenier
Be ye fishers of men... You catch them - He'll clean them.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.
Don't be afraid to ask dumb questions: they are more easily dealt with than dumb mistakes.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Not everyone has film.
He deserves paradise who makes his companions laugh.
I may rise, but I refuse to shine.
I only golf on days that end with Y.
I speak only for myself and not the other voices in my head.
I'm extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way. - Margaret Thatcher
I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.
If you can't laugh at yourself, you might be missing the joke of the century.
If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them that sorrows know how to swim.
If you're going to be a bear, you may as well be a grizzly.
Imagination was given to man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
Learn To Laugh At Yourself For A Lifetime Of Free Entertainment
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. - John Owen
May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts, and if He cannot turn their hearts may He turn their ankles that we may know them by their limping. - Irish Prayer
Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it. - Tallulah Bankhead
Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most.
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.
Quotation: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it.
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of my life and wonder: What's going on here?
Tell the truth. There's less to remember.
The brain is like a parachute - it works best open.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The greatest virtues are those that are most useful to other persons.
The only problem with mornings is that they happen too early in the day.
The reason Angels can fly is because they take themselves so lightly.
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
Those who do not hear the music think the dancers mad. - African proverb
To be or not to be, those are the parameters.
Today is the last day of some of your life.
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness.
When all is said and done, more is said than done
When it comes to doing things for others, some people stop at nothing.
When you feel terrific, notify your face!

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