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WiseDecor Wall Lettering :: Humor and Wit

Humor and Wit Wall Decals and Quotes




A Clean Kitchen is a Sign of a Boring Day!
A Family Is Like A Fudge Mostly Sweet With A Few Nuts
Avere le mani in pasta.
Italian to English Translation: To have a finger in the pie.
Because life's too short for supermarket cheese!
Bed And Breakfast You Make Both
Behind Every Good Woman Is A Lot Of Chocolate
Chi non lavora, non mangia.
Italian to English Translation: He that will not work, shall not eat. No mill, no meal.
Chocolate Nature's Apology For Vegetables
Disse alla padella la griglia: i pesci grossi voglio, non la fragaglia.
Italian to English Translation: The grill said to the frying pan: I want big fishes not minnows.
Hand Over The Chocolate And Nobody Gets Hurt
Home is where the cookies are
I don't even butter my bread... I consider that cooking - Katherine Cebrian
I frutti proibiti sono i più dolci
Italian to English Translation: Forbidden fruit is sweetest
I frutti proibiti sono i più dolci.
Italian to English Translation: Forbidden fruit is sweetest.
I kiss better than I cook
If you can't take the heat ... Get out of the kitchen
If you don't like the food, drink more wine
If you're afraid of butter, use cream
L'amore e lo scandalo sono i migliori addolcenti per il the.
Italian to English Translation: Love and Scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
La fame fa il cuoco migliore.
Italian to English Translation: Hunger is (makes) the best cook.
La fame muta le fave in mandorle.
Italian to English Translation: Hunger makes hard beans sweet.
La fame non chiede moine.
Italian to English Translation: Hunger needs no coaxing.
Let them eat cake
Life is a bowl of cherries, just avoid the pits!
Life Is Short Eat Dessert First
Mangia E Statti Zitto
messy floors , dirty dishes , happy kids!
My Favorite Things To Make Is Reservations
No man has been shot while doing the dishes.
Ogni scopa nuova fa rumore.
Italian to English Translation: Every new broom makes noise.
q.b., quanto basta
Italian to English Translation: whatever is enough
Quatto uomini ci vogliono per fare una buona insalata: un pazzo, un savio, un avaro e uno sprecone.
Italian to English Translation: You need four men to make a good salad: a crazy man to mix it, a scholar for the salt, a miser for a touch of vinegar, and a squanderer for the oil.
Scegli il pane con gli occhi, il formaggio senza gli occhi e il vino che ti cava gli occhi.
Italian to English Translation: Choose bread with eyes, cheese without eyes and wine that makes your eyes pop.
There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner... that in the dinner, the sweets don't last. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Troppi cuochi guastano il brodo.
Italian to English Translation: Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Troppi cuochi guastano la cucina.
Italian to English Translation: Too many cooks spoil the broth.
When in doubt add more wine
When life Gives You Lemons, Put Them In Your Bra, It Won't Solve Your Problems But The Extra Attention Is Nice
When life Gives You Lemons, Put Them In Your Bra, It Won't Solve Your Problems But The Extra Attention Is Nice
A closed mouth gathers no feet
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
A Paradox, Wrapped in an Oxymoron, Smothered in Contradictions
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box
All generalizations are bad. - R.H. Grenier
Always do right. This will gratify some and astonish the rest. -- Mark Twain
Amateurs built the Ark, Professionals built the Titanic...
amuse: to engage in an agreeable, pleasing, or entertaining fashion
Be ye fishers of men... You catch them - He'll clean them.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.
By Riding A Horse We Borrow Freedom
Courage Is Being Scared To Death But Saddling Up Anyway
Cuise On Through
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Do Any Adults Live Here?
DO NOT DISTURB UNDER PENALTY OF LAW
Don't be afraid to ask dumb questions: they are more easily dealt with than dumb mistakes.
Don't wake me, I'll wake you...
Elkoholic
Everyone has a photographic memory. Not everyone has film.
Fill what's empty, empty what's full and scratch where it itches
He deserves paradise who makes his companions laugh.
He Who Dies With The Most Tools Wins
Here's to us....none better!
I like a thin book because it will steady a table, a leather volume because it will strop a razor, and a heavy book because it can be thrown at a cat. - Samuel Clemens
I may rise, but I refuse to shine.
I only golf on days that end with Y.
I speak only for myself and not the other voices in my head.
I'm a man...I can change...if I have to...I guess...
I'm extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way. - Margaret Thatcher
I've Spent Most Of My Life Riding Horses The Rest I've Just Wasted
I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.
If the good Lord had intended for us to walk, he would have never invented rollerskates.
If you can't laugh at yourself, you might be missing the joke of the century.
If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them that sorrows know how to swim.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
If you're going to be a bear, you may as well be a grizzly.
Imagination was given to man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
It's not denial. I am just very selective about the reality I accept. - John Calvin
Just gotta hold your mouth right
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself
Learn To Laugh At Yourself For A Lifetime Of Free Entertainment
Love first, ask questions later.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. - John Owen
Man Cave Enter At Your Own Risk
May the light always find you on a dreary day. When you need to be home, may you find your way. May you always have courage to take a chance, And never find Frogs in your underpants.
May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts, and if He cannot turn their hearts may He turn their ankles that we may know them by their limping. - Irish Prayer
Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
My Kind Of Comfort
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it. - Tallulah Bankhead
Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most.
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor.
Our future's so bright .... we gotta wear shades !!!
Play Tough Crash Hard
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.
Quotation: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Ride To Live Live To Ride
Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it.
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of my life and wonder: What's going on here?
Swing For The Fences
Tell the truth. There's less to remember.
The brain is like a parachute - it works best open.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The greatest virtues are those that are most useful to other persons.
The only problem with mornings is that they happen too early in the day.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde
The reason Angels can fly is because they take themselves so lightly.
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
Those who do not hear the music think the dancers mad. - African proverb
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana....Groucho Marx
Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted...
To be or not to be, those are the parameters.
Today is the last day of some of your life.
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
Tomorrow we shall try again fail again fail better
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness.
Wake me up when the day is late so I can watch the sunset then go back to bed...
When all is said and done, more is said than done
When it comes to doing things for others, some people stop at nothing.
When you feel terrific, notify your face!
Where My Heart Is
You Gotta Kiss A Lot Of Frogs!

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