Humor and Wit Wall Decals and Quotes
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How Beautiful it is to do nothing and then to Rest afterward. Design – standard version
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Chi non lavora, non mangia.Italian to English Translation:He that will not work, shall not eat. No mill, no meal.
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I frutti proibiti sono i più dolciItalian to English Translation:Forbidden fruit is sweetest
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I frutti proibiti sono i più dolci.Italian to English Translation:Forbidden fruit is sweetest
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q.b., quanto bastaItalian to English Translation:whatever is enough
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Troppi cuochi guastano la cucina.Italian to English Translation:Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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Avere le mani in pasta.Italian to English Translation:To have a finger in the pie.
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Disse alla padella la griglia: i pesci grossi voglio, non la fragaglia.Italian to English Translation:The grill said to the frying pan: I want big fishes not minnows.
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L'amore e lo scandalo sono i migliori addolcenti per il the.Italian to English Translation:Love and Scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
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La fame fa il cuoco migliore.Italian to English Translation:Hunger is (makes) the best cook.
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La fame muta le fave in mandorle.Italian to English Translation:Hunger makes hard beans sweet.
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La fame non chiede moine.Italian to English Translation:Hunger needs no coaxing.
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A Clean Kitchen is a Sign of a Boring Day!
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A Family Is Like A Fudge Mostly Sweet With A Few Nuts
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Because life's too short for supermarket cheese!
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Behind Every Good Woman Is A Lot Of Chocolate
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Home is where the cookies are
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I don't even butter my bread... I consider that cooking - Katherine Cebrian
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I kiss better than I cook
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If you can't take the heat ... Get out of the kitchen
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If you don't like the food, drink more wine
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If you're afraid of butter, use cream
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Let them eat cake
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Life is a bowl of cherries, just avoid the pits!
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Mangia E Statti Zitto
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messy floors , dirty dishes , happy kids!
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My Favorite Things To Make Is Reservations
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No man has been shot while doing the dishes.
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Ogni scopa nuova fa rumore.Italian to English Translation:Every new broom makes noise.
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When in doubt add more wine
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When life Gives You Lemons, Put Them In Your Bra, It Won't Solve Your Problems But The Extra Attention Is Nice
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Quatto uomini ci vogliono per fare una buona insalata: un pazzo, un savio, un avaro e uno sprecone.Italian to English Translation:You need four men to make a good salad: a crazy man to mix it, a scholar for the salt, a miser for a touch of vinegar, and a squanderer for the oil.
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Scegli il pane con gli occhi, il formaggio senza gli occhi e il vino che ti cava gli occhi.Italian to English Translation:Choose bread with eyes, cheese without eyes and wine that makes your eyes pop.
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Bed And Breakfast You Make Both
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Chocolate Nature's Apology For Vegetables
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Hand Over The Chocolate And Nobody Gets Hurt
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Troppi cuochi guastano il brodo.Italian to English Translation:Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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Life Is Short Eat Dessert First
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There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner... that in the dinner, the sweets don't last. - Robert Louis Stevenson
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You Gotta Kiss A Lot Of Frogs!
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Wake me up when the day is late so I can watch the sunset then go back to bed...
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana....Groucho Marx
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Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted...
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Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
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Tomorrow we shall try again fail again fail better
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The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde
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Our future's so bright .... we gotta wear shades !!!
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May the light always find you on a dreary day. When you need to be home, may you find your way. May you always have courage to take a chance, And never find Frogs in your underpants.
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Love first, ask questions later.
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Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself
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Where My Heart Is
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When life Gives You Lemons, Put Them In Your Bra, It Won't Solve Your Problems But The Extra Attention Is Nice
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Swing For The Fences
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My Kind Of Comfort
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Play Tough Crash Hard
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Ride To Live Live To Ride
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I've Spent Most Of My Life Riding Horses The Rest I've Just Wasted
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Man Cave Enter At Your Own Risk
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Courage Is Being Scared To Death But Saddling Up Anyway
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Cuise On Through
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Elkoholic
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He Who Dies With The Most Tools Wins
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By Riding A Horse We Borrow Freedom
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It's not denial. I am just very selective about the reality I accept. - John Calvin
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Just gotta hold your mouth right
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I'm a man...I can change...if I have to...I guess...
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If the good Lord had intended for us to walk, he would have never invented rollerskates.
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If you're going through hell, keep going.
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Here's to us....none better!
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Fill what's empty, empty what's full and scratch where it itches
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Don't wake me, I'll wake you...
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Do Any Adults Live Here?
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DO NOT DISTURB UNDER PENALTY OF LAW
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Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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Amateurs built the Ark, Professionals built the Titanic...
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amuse: to engage in an agreeable, pleasing, or entertaining fashion
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After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box
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Always do right. This will gratify some and astonish the rest. -- Mark Twain
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A Paradox, Wrapped in an Oxymoron, Smothered in Contradictions
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I like a thin book because it will steady a table, a leather volume because it will strop a razor, and a heavy book because it can be thrown at a cat. - Samuel Clemens
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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room
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Learn To Laugh At Yourself For A Lifetime Of Free Entertainment
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Tell the truth. There's less to remember.
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All generalizations are bad. - R.H. Grenier
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Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.
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Today is the last day of some of your life.
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Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it. - Tallulah Bankhead
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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. - John Owen
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May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts, and if He cannot turn their hearts may He turn their ankles that we may know them by their limping. - Irish Prayer
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The greatest virtues are those that are most useful to other persons.
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Those who do not hear the music think the dancers mad. - African proverb
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I speak only for myself and not the other voices in my head.
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When all is said and done, more is said than done
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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I only golf on days that end with Y.
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There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
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The reason Angels can fly is because they take themselves so lightly.
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Sometimes I wake up in the middle of my life and wonder: What's going on here?
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Not everyone has film.
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To be or not to be, those are the parameters.
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Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it.
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I may rise, but I refuse to shine.
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Imagination was given to man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.
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The only problem with mornings is that they happen too early in the day.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, you might be missing the joke of the century.
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He deserves paradise who makes his companions laugh.
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I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.
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Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor.
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When it comes to doing things for others, some people stop at nothing.
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Quotation: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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The brain is like a parachute - it works best open.
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If you're going to be a bear, you may as well be a grizzly.
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Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most.
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When you feel terrific, notify your face!
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A closed mouth gathers no feet
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If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them that sorrows know how to swim.
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Don't be afraid to ask dumb questions: they are more easily dealt with than dumb mistakes.
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Be ye fishers of men... You catch them - He'll clean them.
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Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness.
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I'm extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way. - Margaret Thatcher