Humorous Housework Wall Quotes and Decals
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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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When I said "I DO"...I didn't mean laundry.
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The laundry is all done ... When pigs fly!
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Let the Day Begin Let the Day Begin Let the Day Start
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I Love My Husband - Especially When He Does The Laundry
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Bless me into usefulness
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It is what it is
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life is full of choices, take off your shoes or scrub the floor!?
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This home is protected by a coat of dust.
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If No One Answers, Do It Yourself!
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First Law of Housework - it expands to fill the time available plus half and hour.
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They're sure housework won't kill you, but why take the risk?
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If it ain't broke, keep fixin it till it is.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and an expert at making breakfast.
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Nothing gets me in the mood like a man doing the dishes.
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There may be dust in my house but there isn't any on me.
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If cleanliness is next to godliness... we're in big trouble!
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Dusting Test in progress. Do not disturb samples.
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Although you'll find our house a mess, come in, sit down, converse.
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There's no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse!
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I don't do housework on days that end in 'Y'.
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Dust is just a country accent.
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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There's always room for improvement. It's the biggest room in the house!
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I clean house every other day.
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Dust is a protective cover.
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You either make dust or eat dust.
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The dust bunnies are having a convention at my house.
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on!
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Dust is a natural, protective covering for all furniture.
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You can look at my dust, but please don't write in it!
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The chance of a buttered piece of bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
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Housework: The work your house does not do when you are not home.
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Dull women have immaculate homes!
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You can draw in my dust, just don't date it.
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Show me a house that's excruciatingly clean, and I'll show you an older, female relative about to visit it.
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Housework, when done correctly, can kill you.
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Don't force it... get a larger hammer.
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When I get the urge to clean house, I lay down until it passes.
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Real men do housework.
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Housework makes you ugly.
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Cleanliness is next to impossible!
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True love leads to housework.
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Please pardon the mess! Our butler and maid quit!
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Housework is the pits!
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Clean off a chair and sit down.
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This mess...is a place!
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Please don't tidy my mess, you'll only confuse me.
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Housework is the crabgrass in the lawn of life.
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Clean if you must - but don't write in the dust.
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This is no ordinary housewife you're dealing with!
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Please don't feed the dustballs.
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Housework is something you can do that nobody notices until you don't do it!
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But what I REALLY love is help with the DISHES
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This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.
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Our house is clean enough to be healthy...and dirty enough to be happy!
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Housework is a Family Affair.
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Born to shop - not to mop!
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This house is cleaned so you can eat off the floor.
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No man has been shot while doing the dishes.
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Help Wanted...Everyone in the house qualifies!
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Beware! This home protected by killer dust bunnies!
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This house is cleaned every three months whether it needs it or not.
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My house was perfectly clean last week. Sorry you missed it!
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Four little dirty words: wash, cook, iron, dust.
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God made rainy days, so gardeners could get the housework done.
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This house is a refuge for the domestically challenged.
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If the shelves are dusty, and the pots don't shine, it's because I have better things to do with my time.
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For Maid Service, Press Button.
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A clean house is the sign of a boring person.