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WiseDecor Wall Lettering  :: Humor and Wit  :: Work

Work


A Bad Day Fishing is Better Than a Good Day Working.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why give it a chance?
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
If at the end of the day you feel dog-tired, maybe it's because you growled all day.
If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
The Circus Theory of Project Management: If you have too many balls in the air, throw one to some other clown...
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare
When all is said and done, more is said than done
When I was a young man, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. I didn't want to be a failure, so I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw
When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
When it comes to doing things for others, some people stop at nothing.

 

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