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WiseDecor Wall Lettering  :: Humor and Wit  :: Housework

Housework


A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
A clean house is the sign of a boring person.
Although you'll find our house a mess, come in, sit down, converse.
Although you'll find our house a mess, come in, sit down, converse.
Beware! This home protected by killer dust bunnies!
Beware! This home protected by killer dust bunnies!
Born to shop - not to mop!
Born to shop - not to mop!
But what I REALLY love is help with the DISHES
But what I REALLY love is help with the DISHES
Clean if you must - but don't write in the dust.
Clean if you must - but don't write in the dust.
Clean off a chair and sit down.
Clean off a chair and sit down.
Cleanliness is next to impossible!
Cleanliness is next to impossible!
Don't force it... get a larger hammer.
Don't force it... get a larger hammer.
Dull women have immaculate homes!
Dull women have immaculate homes!
Dust is a natural, protective covering for all furniture.
Dust is a natural, protective covering for all furniture.
Dust is a protective cover.
Dust is a protective cover.
Dust is just a country accent.
Dust is just a country accent.
Dusting Test in progress. Do not disturb samples.
Dusting Test in progress. Do not disturb samples.
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and an expert at making breakfast.
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and an expert at making breakfast.
First Law of Housework - it expands to fill the time available plus half and hour.
First Law of Housework - it expands to fill the time available plus half and hour.
For Maid Service, Press Button.
For Maid Service, Press Button.
Four little dirty words: wash, cook, iron, dust.
Four little dirty words: wash, cook, iron, dust.
God made rainy days, so gardeners could get the housework done.
Help Wanted...Everyone in the house qualifies!
Help Wanted...Everyone in the house qualifies!
Housework is a Family Affair.
Housework is a Family Affair.
Housework is something you can do that nobody notices until you don't do it!
Housework is something you can do that nobody notices until you don't do it!
Housework is the crabgrass in the lawn of life.
Housework is the crabgrass in the lawn of life.
Housework is the pits!
Housework is the pits!
Housework makes you ugly.
Housework makes you ugly.
Housework, when done correctly, can kill you.
Housework, when done correctly, can kill you.
Housework: The work your house does not do when you are not home.
Housework: The work your house does not do when you are not home.
I clean house every other day.
I clean house every other day.
I don't do housework on days that end in 'Y'.
I don't do housework on days that end in 'Y'.
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on!
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on!
If cleanliness is next to godliness... we're in big trouble!
If cleanliness is next to godliness... we're in big trouble!
If it ain't broke, keep fixin it till it is.
If it ain't broke, keep fixin it till it is.
If No One Answers, Do It Yourself!
If No One Answers, Do It Yourself!
If the shelves are dusty, and the pots don't shine, it's because I have better things to do with my time.
If the shelves are dusty, and the pots don't shine, it's because I have better things to do with my time.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
My house was perfectly clean last week. Sorry you missed it!
My house was perfectly clean last week. Sorry you missed it!
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
No man has been shot while doing the dishes.
No man has been shot while doing the dishes.
Nothing gets me in the mood like a man doing the dishes.
Nothing gets me in the mood like a man doing the dishes.
Our house is clean enough to be healthy...and dirty enough to be happy!
Our house is clean enough to be healthy...and dirty enough to be happy!
Please don't feed the dustballs.
Please don't feed the dustballs.
Please don't tidy my mess, you'll only confuse me.
Please don't tidy my mess, you'll only confuse me.
Please pardon the mess! Our butler and maid quit!
Please pardon the mess! Our butler and maid quit!
Real men do housework.
Real men do housework.
Show me a house that's excruciatingly clean, and I'll show you an older, female relative about to visit it.
Show me a house that's excruciatingly clean, and I'll show you an older, female relative about to visit it.
The chance of a buttered piece of bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
The chance of a buttered piece of bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
The dust bunnies are having a convention at my house.
The dust bunnies are having a convention at my house.
There may be dust in my house but there isn't any on me.
There may be dust in my house but there isn't any on me.
There's always room for improvement. It's the biggest room in the house!
There's always room for improvement. It's the biggest room in the house!
There's no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse!
There's no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse!
They're sure housework won't kill you, but why take the risk?
They're sure housework won't kill you, but why take the risk?
This home is protected by a coat of dust.
This home is protected by a coat of dust.
This house is a refuge for the domestically challenged.
This house is a refuge for the domestically challenged.
This house is cleaned every three months whether it needs it or not.
This house is cleaned every three months whether it needs it or not.
This house is cleaned so you can eat off the floor.
This house is cleaned so you can eat off the floor.
This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.
This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.
This is no ordinary housewife you're dealing with!
This is no ordinary housewife you're dealing with!
This mess...is a place!
This mess...is a place!
True love leads to housework.
True love leads to housework.
When I get the urge to clean house, I lay down until it passes.
When I get the urge to clean house, I lay down until it passes.
You can draw in my dust, just don't date it.
You can draw in my dust, just don't date it.
You can look at my dust, but please don't write in it!
You can look at my dust, but please don't write in it!
You either make dust or eat dust.
You either make dust or eat dust.

 

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