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WiseDecor Wall Lettering  :: Humor and Wit  :: Housework

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Housework


A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Price: $27.87
A clean house is the sign of a boring person. Price: $27.87
Although you'll find our house a mess, come in, sit down, converse. Price: $37.87
Although you'll find our house a mess, come in, sit down, converse. Price: $37.87
Beware! This home protected by killer dust bunnies! Price: $27.87
Beware! This home protected by killer dust bunnies! Price: $27.87
Born to shop - not to mop! Price: $27.87
Born to shop - not to mop! Price: $27.87
But what I REALLY love is help with the DISHES Price: $27.87
But what I REALLY love is help with the DISHES Price: $27.87
Clean if you must - but don't write in the dust. Price: $37.87
Clean if you must - but don't write in the dust. Price: $37.87
Clean off a chair and sit down. Price: $27.87
Clean off a chair and sit down. Price: $27.87
Cleanliness is next to impossible! Price: $27.87
Cleanliness is next to impossible! Price: $27.87
Don't force it... get a larger hammer. Price: $27.87
Don't force it... get a larger hammer. Price: $27.87
Dull women have immaculate homes! Price: $27.87
Dull women have immaculate homes! Price: $27.87
Dust is a natural, protective covering for all furniture. Price: $27.87
Dust is a natural, protective covering for all furniture. Price: $27.87
Dust is a protective cover. Price: $27.87
Dust is a protective cover. Price: $27.87
Dust is just a country accent. Price: $27.87
Dust is just a country accent. Price: $27.87
Dusting Test in progress. Do not disturb samples. Price: $27.87
Dusting Test in progress. Do not disturb samples. Price: $27.87
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and an expert at making breakfast. Price: $37.87
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and an expert at making breakfast. Price: $37.87
First Law of Housework - it expands to fill the time available plus half and hour. Price: $37.87
First Law of Housework - it expands to fill the time available plus half and hour. Price: $37.87
For Maid Service, Press Button. Price: $27.87
For Maid Service, Press Button. Price: $27.87
Four little dirty words: wash, cook, iron, dust. Price: $27.87
Four little dirty words: wash, cook, iron, dust. Price: $27.87
God made rainy days, so gardeners could get the housework done. Price: $37.87
God made rainy days, so gardeners could get the housework done. Price: $37.87
Help Wanted...Everyone in the house qualifies! Price: $27.87
Help Wanted...Everyone in the house qualifies! Price: $27.87
Housework is a Family Affair. Price: $27.87
Housework is a Family Affair. Price: $27.87
Housework is something you can do that nobody notices until you don't do it! Price: $37.87
Housework is something you can do that nobody notices until you don't do it! Price: $37.87
Housework is the crabgrass in the lawn of life. Price: $27.87
Housework is the crabgrass in the lawn of life. Price: $27.87
Housework is the pits! Price: $27.87
Housework is the pits! Price: $27.87
Housework makes you ugly. Price: $27.87
Housework makes you ugly. Price: $27.87
Housework, when done correctly, can kill you. Price: $27.87
Housework, when done correctly, can kill you. Price: $27.87
Housework: The work your house does not do when you are not home. Price: $37.87
Housework: The work your house does not do when you are not home. Price: $37.87
I clean house every other day. Price: $27.87
I clean house every other day. Price: $27.87
I don't do housework on days that end in 'Y'. Price: $37.87
I don't do housework on days that end in 'Y'. Price: $37.87
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on! Price: $37.87
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on! Price: $37.87
If cleanliness is next to godliness... we're in big trouble! Price: $37.87
If cleanliness is next to godliness... we're in big trouble! Price: $37.87
If it ain't broke, keep fixin it till it is. Price: $37.87
If it ain't broke, keep fixin it till it is. Price: $37.87
If No One Answers, Do It Yourself! Price: $27.87
If No One Answers, Do It Yourself! Price: $27.87
If the shelves are dusty, and the pots don't shine, it's because I have better things to do with my time. Price: $47.87
If the shelves are dusty, and the pots don't shine, it's because I have better things to do with my time. Price: $47.87
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. Price: $27.87
My house was perfectly clean last week. Sorry you missed it! Price: $37.87
My house was perfectly clean last week. Sorry you missed it! Price: $37.87
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Price: $37.87
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Price: $37.87
No man has been shot while doing the dishes. Price: $27.87
No man has been shot while doing the dishes. Price: $27.87
Nothing gets me in the mood like a man doing the dishes. Price: $37.87
Nothing gets me in the mood like a man doing the dishes. Price: $37.87
Our house is clean enough to be healthy...and dirty enough to be happy! Price: $37.87
Our house is clean enough to be healthy...and dirty enough to be happy! Price: $37.87
Please don't feed the dustballs. Price: $27.87
Please don't feed the dustballs. Price: $27.87
Please don't tidy my mess, you'll only confuse me. Price: $37.87
Please don't tidy my mess, you'll only confuse me. Price: $37.87
Please pardon the mess! Our butler and maid quit! Price: $27.87
Please pardon the mess! Our butler and maid quit! Price: $27.87
Real men do housework. Price: $27.87
Real men do housework. Price: $27.87
Show me a house that's excruciatingly clean, and I'll show you an older, female relative about to visit it. Price: $47.87
Show me a house that's excruciatingly clean, and I'll show you an older, female relative about to visit it. Price: $47.87
The chance of a buttered piece of bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. Price: $37.87
The chance of a buttered piece of bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. Price: $37.87
The dust bunnies are having a convention at my house. Price: $27.87
The dust bunnies are having a convention at my house. Price: $27.87
There may be dust in my house but there isn't any on me. Price: $37.87
There may be dust in my house but there isn't any on me. Price: $37.87
There's always room for improvement. It's the biggest room in the house! Price: $37.87
There's always room for improvement. It's the biggest room in the house! Price: $37.87
There's no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse! Price: $47.87
There's no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse! Price: $47.87
They're sure housework won't kill you, but why take the risk? Price: $37.87
They're sure housework won't kill you, but why take the risk? Price: $37.87
This home is protected by a coat of dust. Price: $27.87
This home is protected by a coat of dust. Price: $27.87
This house is a refuge for the domestically challenged. Price: $27.87
This house is a refuge for the domestically challenged. Price: $27.87
This house is cleaned every three months whether it needs it or not. Price: $37.87
This house is cleaned every three months whether it needs it or not. Price: $37.87
This house is cleaned so you can eat off the floor. Price: $37.87
This house is cleaned so you can eat off the floor. Price: $37.87
This house is protected by killer dust bunnies. Price: $27.87
This house is protected by killer dust bunnies. Price: $27.87
This is no ordinary housewife you're dealing with! Price: $27.87
This is no ordinary housewife you're dealing with! Price: $27.87
This mess...is a place! Price: $27.87
This mess...is a place! Price: $27.87
True love leads to housework. Price: $27.87
True love leads to housework. Price: $27.87
When I get the urge to clean house, I lay down until it passes. Price: $37.87
When I get the urge to clean house, I lay down until it passes. Price: $37.87
You can draw in my dust, just don't date it. Price: $27.87
You can draw in my dust, just don't date it. Price: $27.87
You can look at my dust, but please don't write in it! Price: $37.87
You can look at my dust, but please don't write in it! Price: $37.87
You either make dust or eat dust. Price: $27.87
You either make dust or eat dust. Price: $27.87

 

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