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WiseDecor Wall Lettering :: Humor and Wit :: For the kitchen

Witty Kitchen Wall Decals and Quotes

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
A Messy Kitchen is a Happy Kitchen and this Kitchen is DELIRIOUS
a thyme for a good time
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Coffee is my only REAL friend.
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
Dear Lord, if you can't make me skinny, please make my friends fat
Dishwashing...an equal opportunity
Do not Fight with Dragons for you are crunchy and Good with Ketchup.
Eat Dessert First
Eat food, Not too much, Mostly plants.
Eat here and you'll never live to regret it.
Eat ice cream and run naked!
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Food...God's love made edible.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
I can cook...I just don't.
I have a kitchen because it came with the house
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
If you like home cooking, eat at Home
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Life is too short to drink bad wine
Life's too short to drink cheap coffee!
Live life with a little spice.
Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese - toasted, mostly.
May olive your dreams come true
Never eat more than you can lift
Never enough thyme.
Never trust a skinny cook.
No soup for you! - Soup Nazi
Only the pure of heart can make good soup.
The Chef is always right.
The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
The trouble with living alone is that it's always your turn to do the dishes.
There's Cheerios, macaroni, and more!
Too much of a good thing is wonderful!
What a lovely meal...where's the ketchup?
When life gives you chicken, make soup!
Wishes won't wash dishes
With dear family and friends, and good food on the board, and good wine in the pitcher, we may well ask: When shall we live if not now?
You are the Mac to My Cheese...
You have to eat a lot of parsley to be an old sage.

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